Two Months to Live

Chapter Nineteen: A Mission for Clothes and a Realization

Fanfiction by: Corisu Li, Mystellia@aol.com , home page http://www.freewebs.com/chasms/


This is a sequel to One Month for Romance. It is complete in 27 chapters. It has a few plot twists that will shock you.I'm posting it here with the permission of the author. I found it at http://www.geocities.com/inuyashakarma .  Enjoy.  Tim Seltzer


Disclaimer:  Corisu Li: *dashes up, panting* We've...been looking...for a looooong time...and there's no sign of ANY chibis!! Not that we own the original characters, mind you, just the chibis...

Aamalie: *folds arms* I know... I haven't seen one sign of my bishie chibis...

Kunoichi: *snaps fingers* I know! We'll split up!

Corisu Li: *rolls eyes* Quite the Scooby-Doo idea, Kuno-chan.

Kunoichi: ^___^ Ok, the groups are like this: Sango and Kagome!

Sango: At least it's not that hentai monk...

Kagome: You said it! *clutches her net tightly and leads Sango off in a random direction*

Kunoichi: Aaaand... Miroku and Aamalie!

Miroku: Oh... Kami-sama, help me.

Aamalie: Yesssssssssssssss!!! *pumps fist in the air, hugs Kunoichi, and glomps Miroku all in the space of three seconds*

Corisu Li: *sweatdrops* Ok... so I guess that leaves you and me, Kuno-chan?

Kunoichi: Hai! Let's goooo! *drags Corisu Li off in the opposite direction of Sango and Kagome*

Miroku: Wait!!! Don't leave me here with this maniac!!

Aamalie: *eyebrow twitches* Grrr....HENTAI!!

Miroku: *thuds to the groud, Inuyasha-style*

Random Passerby Youkai: How did she do that?

Miroku: *muffled* The world may never know...

Heather: *trots up, grinning* Hey, where are the author-people?

Aamalie: They're chasing chibis right now. Can I take a message?

Heather: Uh... I just wanted to give them these. They were terrorizing my neighbors... *holds up Chibi Sesshie and Chibi Miroku*

Aamalie: O.O You...you caught them...

Heather: Well, yeah.

Aamalie: But *I* was supposed to catch THEM!!!

Heather: Hey, you have them now! What's the problem?

Aamalie: *whips out the digihammer and glares*

Miroku: *pulls himself from the ground and holds Aamalie back* Ladies, ladies, let's be reasonable...

*During the arguing, Chibi Sesshie and Chibi Miroku silently slip away...*

***Meanwhile, in an unknown location***

Chibi Kagome: Come dowwwwn...I wanna play!!!!

Inuyasha: Hell no! *is clinging onto a tree branch*

Chibi Kouga: Come down or I'll knock you down! *tosses a small rock*

Inuyasha: Oi! Cut it out!

All Chibis except Kirara: *laugh and start pelting Inuyasha with rocks*

Chibi Kirara: Mew... *flies away*

Inuyasha: *falls to the ground* @.@

Chibis: YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! *dogpile on him, giggling*


Summary: Sequel to One Month for Romance. Miroku finds that he has two months before the kazaana sucks him in. Will his friends be able to save his life and stake claim over the Northern Lands? And what does Kikyou want?!?!


Chapter 19: A Mission for Clothes and a Realization

The first bright rays of sunshine pierced through Inuyasha's eyelids, but he felt no pain at the exposure. He sat up, easily, trying to remember what the heck he was doing in a castle... then he caught sight of the sarcastic Sage sitting beside his bed.

Yuya grinned. "Ah, much better! You're so much cuter when you're hanyou!" She reached down and made a motion as if to pinch his cheek. Inuyasha angrily swatted her hand away.

"Leave me the hell alone, bitch," he snarled, moving his legs from the low bed and starting to stand up.

"Ahem. You may not want to do that, Inuyasha..." Yuya gave a trademark smirk and averted her eyes. There was a strangled gasp and a thud as Inuyasha sat back down quickly, pulling the covers back over his body.

"Where the FUCK are my clothes?!" he ranted, his cheeks bright red.

Yuya fixed him with an amused look. "I TOLD you not to stand... as for your clothing, you discarded your haori while you were fighting Naraku. Your hakama was filthy with blood and dirt, so that was removed when you arrived."

"I...I don't remember throwing off my haori..."

"Of course you don't, silly! You were out of control then!"

"So, how do YOU know that?"

"Mmm...remember when I mentioned being a Sage? Remember when I said that I could be called psychic?"

Inuyasha's eyes widened, then narrowed in annoyance. "You were reading my mind while I was ASLEEP?!!"

Yuya's smile widened. "Pretty much. Would you like to know something interesting?"

"Right now? NO! I want some clothes!"

"Oh...but it's sooo interesting..." Yuya pouted for a second, then stood, chuckling. "Well, if you won't let me tell you, then I'll just leave you here..." Yuya stepped to the door. "Naked and alone..." Her laughter bounced off the walls as she strode off down the corridor.

Inuyasha stared after her, a huge sweatdrop forming on his face. 'She...she's just going to leave me like this?'

And then, from down the hall, Yuya's cheerful voice: "Hai!"

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Kagome sighed in relief as the group slid from Hachi's back, Ninsei jumping down effortlessly, his leg completely healed. When Kunoichi got down, Kagome noticed, Ninsei was surprisingly careful to help her dismount. Had something happened while she was asleep? 'If so,' she reasoned, 'It's about time...'

The imperious gate of Senpai stood directly in front of them. Another, predictably, stood there as well... (a/n: You have two seconds to guess who... ^_^)

"Kunoichi-san!" the boy exclaimed, quickly undoing the latches and pushing the gate wide. Then, he caught sight of Ninsei and his visage visibly darkened. "Ninsei-san," he said stiffly, his eyes lingering for a moment on the youkai's face.

"Ohayo, Hiroji-kun," Kunoichi greeted the boy, inwardly sighing. 'Here we go again...'

While Kunoichi tried to ignore the sparks that Hiroji and Ninsei were sending at each other, Hachi had transformed back into his normal form and the group approached entered the gate, with the exception of Kagome. Sango noticed this and trotted back to her. "Why are you not following, Kagome- chan?"

"Hmm?" Kagome's head jerked up and she blinked. She had apparently been lost in thought. "Oh... I suppose it's just worry. I'll be fine..." She made a motion as if to step forward but halted, her head turning to the west.

Sango read the action easily and made the suggestion that Kagome had been waiting to hear: "Maybe we could set off now. Miroku, Kirara, and I are well enough rested to travel with you."

Kagome's eyes sparkled and her face widened into a huge grin. "Of course we can go now! I've been getting so sick of acting like nothing's wrong..." Her face suddenly fell.

Sango stepped forward, concerned. "Kagome-chan? Are you all right?"

A disgusted sound rose from Kagome's throat as she darted towards the woods. Before she got there, however, her legs gave way and she fell to her hands and knees, vomiting onto the dusty earth.

Sango ran to Kagome's side and put a comforting hand on her back as her nausea passed. 'What could be the matter? This is the second time in succession!'

Kagome was about to stand when she felt something quite peculiar. A warmth seemed to spread from her abdomen to the rest of her body, leaving a pleasant tingle in its wake. Her sense of smell returned, full-force, and her world was reopened.

"What is this?" Kagome asked, unaware that she was speaking aloud. Then, realization gripped her. It was as sure as anything she had ever known... she was positive that youkai must have a sixth sense for these types of things...

Sango looked even more worried at Kagome's strange question, if at all possible, and was on the verge of going for help when Kagome suddenly grabbed her arm and raised a stunned face to meet her eyes.

"I'm...pregnant..."

The taijiya stood there, stunned, but then connected all of the pieces and was amazed that she hadn't noticed it before. And then:

"I knew it, Lady Kagome! Fantastic news, congratulations!"

Quicker than a flash, Kagome growled and snatched the flea from her shoulder, pinching him viciously between two fingers. "You...KNEW?!?! And you didn't TELL me?!?!"

"Ano...Lady Kagome...that HURTS..." Kagome dropped Myouga and folded her arms. The old flea popped back into his original shape and straightened his clothing. "Ahem...as I was saying, I wasn't quite sure. I tasted a change in your blood before you left to fight Naraku. I said nothing at the time, because I was not sure. I would have followed, but something came up..."

Sango shot him a dry look. "You mean, you knew it was going to be dangerous, so you didn't want to endanger yourself?"

Myouga looked sheepish and pressed his index fingers together. "Well, that is a part of i-" The flea suddenly found himself squished beneath a bare foot.

Kagome ground him into the dirt for a few seconds, then exclaimed, "I'm hungry! None of us have eaten since yesterday!"

Sango grinned. "Sure. Let's go find the others. I'm sure they're waiting for us!"

The female hanyou lifted her foot from the well-flattened flea and marched toward Senpai's gate, one hand on her stomach.

'Inuyasha... He HAS to come back to me... to us...'

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As quietly as he could, Inuyasha slid from the room where he'd spent the night and into the coolness of the hallway, a cover from the raised futon wrapped around his lower body. Cursing mentally, he crept down the hall, desperate to find some clothing so that he could get the heck out of there.

After a few minutes of searching, he found himself in a spacious room. The walls were adorned with lovely works of art and a fire crackled merrily in a corner. It appeared to be either a meeting room or a dining room; it was filled with low tables and cushions.

When his eyes lit upon the fire, Inuyasha's mood brightened considerably. The interior of the stone castle was freezing; it was early morning and the sun hadn't had a chance to warm it yet.

Making up his mind rather quickly, Inuyasha made his way to the fire and plopped down in front of it. A sigh worked its way from his throat as the waves of heat wafted to his face and upper body. He could have fallen asleep again if a voice hadn't spoken:

"Inuyasha. I see you are well."

The hanyou immediately snapped to attention, jerking to his feet while clenching the cover tightly around him.

Sesshoumaru sat at a far table, looking at Inuyasha with a mildly interested expression.

"You've been here the whole time, huh?" Inuyasha, surprisingly, felt no apprehension at having his brother so close to him while he was in his *ahem* rather bare state. "Say, you wouldn't happen to know where I could find some clothes, would you? Only I don't want to stay in your company any longer than I have to."

"There is clothing on the table nearest you, Inuyasha, if you would trouble yourself to open your eyes."

Inuyasha looked. There, indeed, were two piles of clothes. One appeared to be another red fire-rat kimono. He glanced up at Sesshoumaru with a questioning look.

"Your ningen mother made one for each of us. I refused to wear such a thing as protection, so she left it, assuming you'd grow into it. You should be about the same size now as I was when I was young..." The condescending undertone in Sesshoumaru's voice made Inuyasha slightly irritated, but he decided to deal with his brother after he was properly clothed. He reached for the fire-rat pile, but Sesshoumaru called out to him.

"Not that. Put on the decent clothing. I will have no blood of mine dressed like that when we have company, no matter how pitiful they may be." Without waiting for a response, Sesshoumaru rose and exited the room, disappearing down the chilled corridor.

Inuyasha stared after him. 'Sesshoumaru's so...different. What the hell could have caused THAT? And what did he mean by company?' Shrugging, he picked up an article from the other clothing pile and held it up. He stared for a while before yelling a few angry words after his brother.

"Oi, Sesshoumaru!!! You want me to WEAR this!?!?!"

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'I don't want to fight.'

'I know, darling, I know.'

'So why do you cause such animosity?'

'I enjoy enmity. It brings people closer.'

'How so?'

'The brothers. Do you see them?'

'No. I can't see that far yet.'

'Well, the elder has been tamed by a human.'

'A human, you say?'

'Hai. And he allows his half-brother to stay with him.'

'He could have killed him in the forest. I thought he would.'

'He has changed. They both have changed.'

'Aa. Will we kill them all?'

'I don't wish to.'

'Then what do you wish to do?'

'I wish to...'

'Yes?'

'Watch. Wait. And when they are ready, they will recieve my test.'

'Oh, wonderful... I love watching people take the test.'

'It is interesting, ne?'

'Very.'

'So we shall see, then.'

'Hai. But I don't want to fight.'

'I won't make you, dear. I won't.'

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Corisu Li: *looks up* That might be a little confusing...but all will be explained in due time... Hey! There's one! *points up at Chibi Kirara*

Kunoichi: I got her! *waves hand frantically in the air* TAXI!!!

Taxi Driver: *leans out of window* Where do you want to be going, now?

Kunoichi: *leaps in and points up* Follow that kitty!

Taxi Driver: Flying cost you extra! *taps meter*

Kunoichi: Erm... *searches pockets* Do you take pocky?

Taxi Driver: ^___^ Of course! I love the pocky! *revs up taxi and flies off after Chibi Kirara*

Corisu Li: O.O Heyyyyy!! Wait for meeeee!!! *stares up desperately, then sighs and plops down on the pavement*

***Meanwhile***

Kagome: Oh, my gosh! Inuyasha, are you all right? *runs over to the fallen hanyou*

Inuyasha: @.@ Suuuure.... But why are there six of you?

Sango: *sweatdrops*

Kagome: *looks around nervously* But if HE's here...then where are the chibis?

Sango: Good question. They should be around here somewh- *while Kagome's back is turned, a net yanks Sango up into the tree*

Kagome: *turns back around* We should... Sango? Sangoooo? Wh- *is also yanked up into the tree*

Inuyasha: *finally regains bearings* Ow. Chibis suck. I quit... *starts to stand, only to be snapped up into the tree*

Chibis: *run up and giggle as evilly as they can while still being cute*

Chibi Kouga: To the Lair!!!

Other Chibis (except Chibi Sessi): *cheer and start climbing the tree*

Chibi Sessi: *glares after them, then changes his mind and joins the others* (what? he can't be antisocial all the time!)

Kagome, Sango, and Inuyasha: *muffled* NOOOO!!

***And Elsewhere***

Aamalie: *is firmly attached to Miroku*

Miroku: Let. Me. Go.

Aamalie: Nnh-nn. *hugs tighter*

Miroku: *sigh* Time to pull out the big guns... *reaches around and gropes her*

Aamalie: *blinks, then gropes him back*

Miroku: *stares for a second, then gropes again*

Aamalie: *does same*

Miroku: *suddenly grabs both of her hands* Aamalie-sama, would you do me the honor of b- *WHACK!*

Sesshoumaru: *knocked Miroku over the head with a fist, eyebrow twitching*

Aamalie: SESSI!!! ^_______^ *vicious glomp*

Sessi: *somehow ignores her weight* What are you doing?

Aamalie: Hunting Chibis. Wanna help?

Sessi: Not particularly.

Aamalie: *lets go and steps back* FLUFFY! I said, do you want to help?

Sessi: *with face embedded into ground* Why not?

Aamalie: ^______^ *drags both bishies off by their collars, laughing evilly*

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Zero27: Thank you! Glad you enjoyed!

Aamalie: *blinks* You know...you're absolutely right. This would be a perfect time for SanMir fluff. ARG! I'll try my best from now on, I promise! Mmmmmm... sushi bar... *immediately runs over and knocks everything over* Uh...oops? Hey!! The Sessi and Miroku chibis are miiiine!! *chases you, brandishing a Scrabble board*

Lady Wyrsa: Yup, romance ahoy! *winks* Gotta love the fluffy stuff!

Vampire-Elf: I know... *huge grin* The fluff just all of a sudden came to me. And arigatou, I love the chibis too! And Yuya... I absolutely love her character, as well. She's sooo sarcastic and laid-back...

Heather: Yeah, I really did tone down the cliffie, ne? Aw...poor thing... *hands you tissues and a teddy bear* Hope you feel better! Oh, and my location? *looks around furtively* I'm not at liberty to say... I'm currently being hunted... *sneaks off, laughing maniacally*

lindsey marie: Yeah, I was thinking about starting another fic...and yeah, I'm not doing ti because of school. -___- I'm glad I inspired you, though! ^__^

flameflyingfeline: You know...I had my suspicions... *stares at you with one eyebrow raised* Oi! You burnt RAMEN? Maybe I need to send you and Inu- chan to cooking school... *makes mental note*

Inusapphrine: Thanks for the congrats! And happy belated! *bulls out Birthday Whackin' Stick of DOOM* And...how old are you? *sinister chuckle*

doncare: Thank you! And yup, the last chapter was blissfully free of the Evil Cliffies of Doom! But don't worry, they'll be back... Mwahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Kitsune Bi 123: Agh! There have been so many people who have revealed alter egos to me! -___- Eh... I'm working as fast as I can! Sheesh, I have a life...Ok, I LIED!! *sobs*

GinHasa: Arigatou! Whoa...interesting word! *steals 'likeies' and puts it on her list*

AkinaMeigatsuno: Arg, long name! Ehehe... I guess that IS where I'm going with this story...maybe...I really have now clue... and there will always be more! Thank you for the kind words!

Jennifer: Mmm...pocky...whoa, you say I act like you and your friends? A kindred spirit! *huggles* Oh, and about the dancing frog... Ever since I sold him to the WB he's been ignoring me. I guess I have to settle for the force of the fighting chipmunk, ne?

loving: *blinks* I didn't know it was that bad...yeesh...

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Corisu Li: *blinks* That was toooo long. Sorry minna-san, but it doesn't look like I'll be doing individual replies any more. It's hard enough just to get out the chapters. Ah, well. Don't forget to review, though!


Two Months to Live by Corisu Li
This is a sequel to One Month of Romance. It is complete in 27 chapters. It has a few plot twists that will shock you.

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