Poems by Helen Estes Seltzer


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"LUST"ROUS REVELATIONS

Tonight I discovered some wonderful lusts

That are pure and innocent -- some even just,

And thrilling to an nth degree.

It all happened while watching a mystery

Starring that favorite actor of mine

Alan Bates -- one who gives a performance divine.

Then I mused, "I might have with him a common factor.

"By George, he may be my cousin, this actor."

For on my paternal Cary Line,

By God and the fates,

My great, great, great grandma was

Sarah Langhorne Bates.

Forgive the sidebar --I just happen to be

The writer of my genealogy.

As for this word "lust" of which I'm so proud --

It had been covered by me in a heavy shroud

Of ignorance and biased word-snobbery,

Miraculously altered by this mystery.

It was one of those wonderous, humorous tales

Laid in grandfather Griffith's Wales. . . .

This family referral must come to a stop --

We' ll switch to "Cousin Alan" again

As he enters into a quaint tiny shop --

That scene sent me into a another time,

And a longing for those Welsh roots of mine,

And caused me to myself remark:

"I love little shops like that. I lust for more travel."

What a revelation! -- right out of the dark

I had disected and experienced "wanderlust."

And felt traveling again was an urgent must!

And at once I was lust's inventor" -- the word was mine by rights.

And I raised it then to even greater heights.

And now I'm enjoying my contemplations

Of the many glorious "lust" creations

There are to discover, and their magic employ:

So, to you, with passion, I say, "Long live the word 'lust'.

And I urge you to dream up some new adventures:

Then to jump in, lust away, and with impunity enjoy.


CLASHING MIRRORS OF CEILING AND MIND

There I was living in a dream world -- in my own outer space.

Had kept myself looking younger

With pale blonde frosting to erase

Some dowdy dark brown.

I seemed like a queen with a golden crown.

Then I had to suffer through

A virtual hell

In a lovely but terrible, fateful hotel

Where there came over me an age-shaking fear,

in England's Lake Country Windemere.

The setting: the bathroom;

The culprit: a mirror in the ceiling

Which evoked in me this strange new feeling.

It sent me crashing down to earth,

And to stark reality gave birth.

The "jig" was up -- My natural "wig" was up --

And the villain was a spotlight-fixture

Starring in that fateful picture.

'Cause, there before me, finally exposed,

Never by me ever even supposed,

Was my own true "salt and pepper" thatch.

And it sent my well-ensconced happy illusion

Spinning 'round my mind in total confusion --

As it wrestled with that false smug delusion.

Then, finally, in the mirror of my mind

The replacement took hold, and cloyed and cloyed.

I was let down two decades -- or should I say "up?"

To say the least, I was annoyed!

How horrible it was of that unwelcome thatch

To rear its ugly "head"

And awaken me to the awful truth

That

My hair and age are,

In stark reality,

An unmistakably perfect match!

>From Memoirs of the Union League Glee Club's Singing Tour, May l999


HONG KONG SONG

I want to go to Hong Kong

Before the British leave.

I want to go to Hong Kong

With my heart upon my sleeve.

I'll save my hard-earned money;

Upgrade my clothes and hair;

Book on the poshest trourist trip,

And bag a millionaire.

I want to go to Hong Kong;

Ride in one of those rickshaws.

Enjoy the sights and night club life

While its under British laws.

I want to go to Hong Kong

And buy myself a suit --

Handmade by Hong Kong tailors --

And I'll get two skirts to boot!

I want to go to Hong Kong.

It sure won't be the same.

When China takes her over

She may even change her name.


THE GRAY YEARS

When we're young,

And always right,

Everything

Is black and white.

But . . .

As our years

Are on the wane,

Stiffened concepts

Bend in twain. . .

And our mind sets,

Which once

Were day and night,

Blend into sunsets --

Mellow times,

Twlight.

And, as go our hairs

To gray,

So time molifies

Our whole --

Thoughts, behavior,

E'en our soul,

And erstwhile

Prejudices may,

In one big happy

Melting pot,

Come to match our hair --

All one glorious blend

Of gray.


Goliath and David

The truck and driver were Goliath;

David's Harley his slingshot.

Face to face

They rounded their corners,

Motors blaring.

The millenium was different --

So were the odds:

This was the twenthieth century.

Born of parents nearing forty:

David,

A perfewct face topping a godlike body,

Ever sweet and docile.

Eyes smiling.

A bold, yet shy, grin

Crinkling his noble countenance.

He got his own head,

'Twas natural.

All melted 'neath his charm,

Carefully fored for two decades

On the anvils of handsomeness

And diplomacy

This David towered

A full two inch above six.

Another fraction'd tipped

His ideal image.

The height of the driver?

No matter.

Civilization ruled out

God's own criteria for battles.


In Old East Falls*

No street people, just street noises

Like music in the air,

As hucksters and hawkers

Called out their wares.

And quanit cobbled streets

For safe-footing of horses.

As their wagons they drew

Up those long, hilly courses.

And, like in our gang,

When the dog catcher sprang

After our pets,

We scampered 'round wildly,

Our eyes wet with tears,

Yelling out warnings,

Like small Paul Reveres,

A life and death mission

Our dog-friends to save --

Each of us strong and proud

And brave.

There were lamplighters, icemen,

And bread, fresh each day.

That was the East Falls

Of that great yeterday.

---

*A neighborhood of Philadelphia, PA -- Gracce Kelley's neighborhood before the 1934 new area was built.


Philosophical Thoughts 3/9/96

Soulful eyes show a troubled soul --

There's an empty space

Where the spirit had been.

There is no sparkle

Or even a gleam

Fromt he place out of which

Joie de vivre did stream

"The eyes are the windows of the soul"

But this is also true --

They beam forth the owner's intelligence --

And it's there tha the genius slows thru

So, look for the light in your eyes every day --

There are those in your life --

Who might steal it away.

Safeguard that spirit -- it's the vehicle you

Can use all your life to carry you through.

Always stay with the up-beat -- avoid all those downers.

And don't waste your time on those spirit-killing frowners.


Comparision: A Forest Tree and Me

It seems to me a forest tree

Gets more attention than human me.

A poser widely used by all

Is that, if a single tree should fall

In a forest with no one 'round

Would it be heard?

That's a problem quite profound

And I'm jealous, think it absurd

'Cause insignificant little me --

My words are falling constantly

And there's my husand by my side,

Looking like he wants to hide.

While my words are falling, fast and furious,

And he isn't even one bit curious.

So I shouldn't envy

That fabled tree.

I'm as unheard as any tree can be

With someone sitting right next to me.


Happy Illusions

I have a City Window with a view

Of an entrance to a part.

As I peered out one frosty morning

I was alarmed to see

Five separate lonely snow piles

In the early morning dark.

I thought, "These are street people,

Huddled under their blankets and clothes."

And, struck with deep feelings

Of empathy and grief,

I rushed to get my glasses,

And, to my great relief,

There were disclosed:

Five God-sculpted

Snow-people,

Lounging about in swaddling clothes.


Conundrum

Now, listen, girl, and listen good;

I want to make this understood.

This advice could mean your death or life

Whether daughter, sister, lover, wife.

Have I now got your ind and ears?

Listen and I might ease your fears.

first: how familiar should you get

With your human being, love-mate pet?

Do you always hurt hte one you love?

Sure -- the closest one is the one you shove

So, keep you distance -- hunker down -- be content,

'cause familiarity breeds contempt.

And never tell all -- it will come back to haunt you;

He'll long for new stories and no longer wnat you.

Now, listen, girl, and listen good;

I want to make this understood:

Don't play the weakling, the "Patsy", the pawn;

Those girl-beaters are cowards under that brawn.

Just play it cool, baby, cool, and you'll never be used;

And chances are you won't be abused.


suggested lines for a standup comic --

Never Had a Debut --

Throught history, veyr famous women, who were outstanding in many fields, missed one event enjoyed by privileged girls in modern times, a debut, also known as a "coming out" party.

For example:

Eve, that wily woman of Eden who got an apple from a snake in the grass, and invented the first picnic, but had no plumbing for after-showers ... never had a debut!

In ancient mythology, the Medusa, who had a headful of snakes, but oculdn't get a rattle out of any of them... never had a debut!

And Helen of Troy, whose face could launch a thousand ships, but her body was afraid of the water... never had a debut!

Also Queen Isabella of Spain, who gave Columbus her jewels, and threw in a box of her cigars for the Indians... never had a debut!

And let us not forget that the Virgin Queen, Elizabeth I of England, who said to Sir Walter Raleigh, "Shape up or ship out" ... never had a debut!

And we can't over look Catharine the Great -- that sey white Russian, namesake of a famous drink... never had a debut!

Then there's that dramatic French queen, Marie Antoinette, hwo yelled those cruel biting words: "let them eat cake." ... she never had a debut!

Even the Lady Astor, who had a rich and famous horse, but had no handicaps... never had a debut!


I Need a Valet

I dream of having

The perfect valet

To hang up

All my garments

Each day.

And that little old dear,

Can brush my clothes,

Wash my hose,

And get me a

Frosted beer.

I need a valet

To get me ready

For bed.

He¹ll never from

his duty stray

Will brng me cocoa

On a tray.

To his work

His hands

He¹ll keep

And let me

Soundly

Go to sleep

I need a valet --

But he must strictly

Keep his place

Cause I¹m a gal

Who needs her space

A sexless couple

We will be --

No tra la la or

Fiddle dee dee.

He¹ll never

Violate my bed.

Sooooo

He must be British

Born and Bred.

And faithful to me

To my dying day.

That wonderful

Fabulous

Dream valet.


AN ANTOMY OF THE MURDER OF THE MINDS OF WOMEN OF AGES PAST

or PRE-CONUNDRUM TIMES

I grieve for women of ages past.

Today's abuse is but a shadow of their tortured pain.

They thought their very thoughts in vain.

Too long their suffering has been sealed in silent graves;

So, I dedicate this anatomy to these forgotten, tortured slaves.

I grieve for women in ages past.

The men controlled them totally,

And, while barring access to the knowledge sea,

Were proselytizing all male progeny into an "old boy" tyranny

Planning to hold the "females" down throughout eternity.

I grieve for woman in ages past.

Not able to even write a story, they had no chance for intellectual glory.

And, whatever words of theirs were heard, men considered to be absurd.

And who among these males would chance the wrath of the "fraternity",

And dare to honor female thoughts and record them for posterity?

I grieve for women in ages past.

If they'd have had the voice to call for peace and respect for human life,

They'd have condemned male acts of hate, and malice, and strife.

And with peace on earth, and their many contributions thru the ages,

We'd be more civilized, and the history of war have fewer pages.

I grieve for women in ages past.

But the stifling of their genius is man's most poignant disgrace .

For, in killing this cultural heritage, they've robbed the human race

Of classics, cathedrals, and symphonies, to mention just a few

Of countless esthetic pleasures that have been stolen from me and you.

I grieve for women of ages past.

Let us free their souls from this agony,

As we open more doors for their sisters throughout eternity.

But we cannot blame the men today; for they have come a long, long way

So, together, whatever we do, let it be peaceful, equitable, and true.


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